bring me the head of John L Perry

John L Perry is a hitherto unremarkable right wing puddin’ head and apparently a columnist for the hitherto unheard of website: NewsMax. Despite his old age, egg shaped head and apparent penchant for Tom Clancy glasses, Mr. Perry fancies himself a radical revolutionary. He crusades for the rights of America’s often neglected military, and shuns the evil autocrat Obama’s desire to bring actual health care to the American people through modest reform! He towers over the squabbling boobs restraining to keep their heads in the face of the impending Obama/Ayers/Marx/Muhammed takeover, proudly blogging the Truth from his moth ball smelling retirement home. But now this baby eating turd flinger has gone TOO far, so far that even the always irreverent NewsMax has pulled its content.

Mr. Perry has been making waves amongst people who care about this kind of thing for publishing an article that glows at the totally manufactured possibility that Obama could be thwarted by a military coup. One could imagine his small, turtle-like head a buzz as he furiously pounds in things like:

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic.

America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. Describing what may be afoot is not to advocate it.

Or maybe the shit eating grin on his face as he drives this little doozy home:

Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making.

And then imagine this brave little retiree furrowing his brows in noble anguish as he taps taps taps away at this ungodly dino dropping:

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible.

Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”

Then, and only then could the Buck Turgidsons of the world have their way! Think about it, there are a seemingly endless amount of countries to needlessly invade! And think of all the fun our boys in the Air Force would have flying their limitless wings of F-22s over the poor, starving and huddled masses of uninsured Americans.

Then again think of John L. Perry’s “skilled, militiary trained, nation builders…” that would take over Perry’s twisted fantasy government. Would these be the same nation builders employed in Iraq? How about Afghanistan? Would the military be here for another century imposing marshal law? And, why did John Perry completely ignore the seemingly positive image Obama has amongst military types? Because he’s an idiot, that’s why.

I don’t think “nation building” is what John really wants. You see, even though he didn’t write it, I can tell John’s a pretty pragmatic guy, I think he meant to say that he wants the military to drive Obama and his multi-colored pinkos from their commie-Czar offices and then build a giant time machine back to the 1950s, when the milkshakes were thick, the schools were segregated, and the fear of nuclear war with a comparable superpower kept everyone like John Perry on the lookout.

(Via ThinkProgress & Media Matters)


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